Category Archives: Joke

ON DIET

I read this joke once and I heard it again, today. I just want to share this to you to make you laugh. The man says: ” No, no I am on a 30-day diet,” when offered a snack.  “Oh, … Continue reading

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HOW’S THAT?

You can see statements like the following around. They make me laugh: 1.  Headline in the newspaper : Gorillas of Rwanda lecture at Museum of Natural History. 2.  On a visitor’s pass at a hospital : No- one is allowed … Continue reading

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BULL MARKET

I was listening to a tv program about how the world economy drop down and I took down the following words which were jokingly mumbled by the tv guest. Actually these are euphemisms, mild words used to camouflage disagreeable truths. … Continue reading

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BARBER

I saw this posted on a barber shop:  NEVER ASK A BARBER IF YOU NEED A HAIRCUT. I find this hilarious.

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TEMPORARY MEASURE

While we were watching TV,a commercial for a cockroach spray was shown with the claim that it would kill cockroaches for up to six months. On hearing this, my son asked me, “What happens after that? Do they come alive … Continue reading

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SON SPOT

When i went out to downtown today, I asked my son if he wanted a drink. He declined. And he declined also the offer of a sandwich. Just as i was getting off the house, he tapped me on the … Continue reading

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ABOUT POLITICIANS

US elections is fast approaching. Here is a good joke about politicians: How many politicians does it take t change a light bulb? Twenty. One to change the bulb and the other 19 to form a fact-finding committee to learn … Continue reading

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BREAK THE BAD NEWS SUBTLE AND QUICK

Its hard to break a bad news. I don’t have a talent in breaking bad news but somehow when situation warrants, i easily do it.  I learned from a friend a technique in firing a wokrer in a subtle way … Continue reading

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ARE COMPUTERS MALE OR FEMALE?

A couple are debating whether computers are male or female. “Definitely female”, said the husband. You spend half of your salary on accessories for them and even the smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for use at a … Continue reading

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USE RHYTHM

Jose Mari Chan, in his concert that i watched, shared this joke to his audience. I never know that he is as well a good stage comedian. He cracked jokes in between the songs that he rendered in his concert. … Continue reading

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